{"id":555,"date":"2012-10-08T22:20:16","date_gmt":"2012-10-09T03:20:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordsfromthehomefront.com\/?p=555"},"modified":"2016-11-02T22:21:28","modified_gmt":"2016-11-03T03:21:28","slug":"10-reasons-i-will-not-have-a-roomate-at-allume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordsfromthehomefront.com\/index.php\/2012\/10\/08\/10-reasons-i-will-not-have-a-roomate-at-allume\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Reasons I will not have a Roomate at Allume"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear friends- I will be attending a 4 day blogging conference for Christian Women later this month. My decision to attend Allume was a God thing. Totally from Him. So I have no idea how this is going to play out for those 4 days. I signed on for this before I knew anyone at all in the blog world. And my new blogging friends have really raised the bar of expectation with all of their &#8220;things my roomie needs to know&#8230;&#8221; So I thought I would write this as a way of explaining why the only roomie I will have is me, myself, and I -quite a crowd sometimes!<\/p>\n<p>I tend to shy away from people in groups that I don\u2019t know. I don\u2019t initiate well and have to make myself participate until I know the lay of the land. I<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">\u00a0like<\/span>\u00a0being a wallflower, actually I hate it, but there is something to be said for obscurity. It allows me to get comfortable in the surroundings I find myself in before I engage.\u00a0 Moving right along\u2026<\/p>\n<p>1. I snore, I have allergies, it\u2019s not pretty (so my husband says).<\/p>\n<p>2. I like the anticipation of being alone- totally- for at least some portion of time- an escape.<\/p>\n<p>3. I\u2019m slow moving in the morning \u2013 I don\u2019t talk until I\u2019ve had something hot to drink.<\/p>\n<p>4.I have to concentrate on getting myself together and\u00a0<em>any<\/em>\u00a0distraction ie: someone talking to me is liable to ensure that I will be late. You see, I have to stop and think about what the other person said and then formulate an answer. I don\u2019t multitask anywhere well except with kids and in the kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>5. I have insomnia- regularly. I can fall asleep faster than a rock hits the floor but wake usually a couple or three hours later and can\u2019t go back to sleep. That is not conducive to a roommate\u2019s sleep.<\/p>\n<p>6. I can talk to the wee hours or crash and burn with no notice.<\/p>\n<p>7. I\u2019m messy.<\/p>\n<p>8. I can\u2019t decide what to wear until I\u2019ve tried on everything I\u2019ve brought at least twice.<\/p>\n<p>9. I\u2019m usually cold when I go to bed but that can change at a moment\u2019s notice.<\/p>\n<p>10.\u00a0 I\u2019m getting old in my old age! Notice- this was all about me-ha<\/p>\n<p>I realize that this paints a pretty bleak picture (or some pretty lame excuses)- of a grouchy old bird, but once I make a connection it\u2019s all good. I\u2019ve had years of practice of making myself participate- all those nursing conferences didn\u2019t go to waste! So once I find the comfort zone- yee haw!! Besides, I\u2019m counting on you Better Writer girls to spur me on.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and Mandy? I can be bribed with chocolate, too. Just no bacon, please?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear friends- I will be attending a 4 day blogging conference for Christian Women later this month. My decision to attend Allume was a God thing. Totally from Him. So I have no idea how this is going to play out for those 4 days. I signed on for this before I knew anyone at &#8230; <a title=\"10 Reasons I will not have a Roomate at Allume\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/wordsfromthehomefront.com\/index.php\/2012\/10\/08\/10-reasons-i-will-not-have-a-roomate-at-allume\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about 10 Reasons I will not have a Roomate at Allume\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[267,266,179],"class_list":["post-555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-allume-conference","tag-blogging","tag-community"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordsfromthehomefront.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordsfromthehomefront.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordsfromthehomefront.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordsfromthehomefront.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordsfromthehomefront.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=555"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wordsfromthehomefront.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":556,"href":"https:\/\/wordsfromthehomefront.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555\/revisions\/556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordsfromthehomefront.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordsfromthehomefront.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordsfromthehomefront.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}